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Making dumb videos and running a crappy website is expensive!  It takes lights, camera's, hard drives, and hotdogs wrapped in Wonder Bread to feed extras.  Not to mention countless hours spent in front of a computer screen editing.  Please help us continue to make newer and better films by buying a sticker or shirt... or if you can spare a couple of bucks... make a small (or friggin' huge) donation.  We personally print everything we sell.

All T-Shirts are $15 + S&H.
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"Introducing the NEW Same Old Hindustan General Motors Car."		Obama... "CHENGE We can believe in."		"Republican.  Because if you can't afford a $40 TV converter box you shouldn't be sitting on your ass watching TV."
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Featured Quote:  "Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."  -Abraham Lincoln		Featured Quote: "I have a dream."  -Martin Luther King, Jr.		Featured Quote: "... of the 4 wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan
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Featured Quote: "If we do not pass an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans will lose their jobs."  -Nancy Pelosi.		Featured Quote: "I like America to some extent."  -Michael Moore.		Featured Quote:  "I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody." - Barack Obama
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		Logo:  Republican Elephant Drinking Beer. Caption:  "We Throw The Best Party"		"Don't Tax Me Bro"
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   DO YOU WANT US TO MAKE YOU A CUSTOM SHIRT!?!?

Have a funny idea for a T-Shirt?  Since we personally print our own t-shirts, we'd be happy to make you a completely custom shirt.  Who knows, if we like it we might put it up in the merchandise section (with your permission of course).  Just give us a detailed description of what you want (colors, size, and samples if possible) and we'll make it for you.  There are some limitations to the printing process so if you would like a mock-up before you order it just shoot us an e-mail at 2DumbKids@gmail.com.

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